No more Secretaries needed

Below is a conversation between a boss and his secretary:

Boss: Good morning! Can you show me my appointment today?

Secretary: Ok. I check it out for you.

Boss: Oh, I had just reply to Dr. Joo that I will attend his daughter birthday party on 26.05.07.

Secretary: 26.05.07 Dr. Joo's daughter birthday party birthday Party at what time sir?

Boss: 8pm. You have to remind to me three days before so that I can select a birthday gift for her.

Secretary: 23.05.07 alert to buy a birthday gift for Dr. Joo's daughter.

Boss: 12.30pm lunch with John? I forgot to inform my wife about this. Please help me to call my wife for the appointment. I have to ask her wait for me at home. I will pick her around 11.45pm.

Secretary: I call her right now.

Boss: Write an appointment letter to Jess who I interview this morning. She can start working with us next month.

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