Good Laugh for Malaysian

Yes, it is funny jokes which I think only Malaysian can understand. I am wondering who the one who create this. It's sound's funny and too much but it's realistic. Is it happening among us? I wish this is a good reminder to all of us to stay and keep up couples relationship just likes before marriage.

I am praying very hard these all not come to me!

1.
Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...
After
marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

2.
Before marriage.
I die for you. . .
After
marriage.
'You die, up to you. '
Lagi lama
married.
You want to die? I help you!

3.
Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.

After marriage. .
You go anywhere. . up to you .
Lagi lama
married.
I go anywhere, better go without you!!

4.
Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my
love'
After wedding
'you get on my nerves. '

5.
Before wedding
'you are sweet and kind just like
Cinderella'
After wedding
'you are worse than
godzila'

6.
Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like
it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are
dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

7.
Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to
Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you
wait-la

8.
Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After
wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak